All in all, it was a good weekend, despite Audrey being away for a family visit down south. I had plans to have friends over Saturday night to watch the Australian GP with Glory and I, and a crock pot meal to simmer whilst I did other things during the day.
But when I removed the seasoning package from the cupboard Saturday morning, I wondered just how long it had lingered there, and whether envelope food even has a best before date - turns out it does indeed:
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I made this discovery a little after 9 am, and with an 8 hour cook time (because fast cooking in a slow cooker seems pointless to me), I dashed out to the grocery store immediately but discovered shortly after arrival that they do no make that package any more, or at least my neighbourhood Save-On does not carry it.
"Well that's just great," I thought to myself. "I already have all the other ingredients and time's a-wastin' - what am I supposed to do now?"
(Does anyone else ever have those moments where your own mind or self or consciousness somehow speaks to you directly and pull you up short? If not, buckle up.)
A voice inside my head, audibly exasperated, spoke with crystal clarity, saying "are you serious? what kind of chucklehead makes stir-fry in a slow cooker in the first place? just buy the sauce, dumbass."
Shocked and chastened but in complete agreement, I did exactly that and dinner was saved - and quite tasty to boot.
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That evening four of us sat down to watch the first Grand Prix of the Formula 1 season, in Australia. Yes, Glory's sudden onset interest in this sport has not abated and I continue down the rabbit hole after her.
This year the four of us entered the F1 fantasy league, which allows to pick a team of five drivers and two constructors under a set budget of $100M. The top drivers and constructors are all $20M+ so judicious selection is critical - seven average picks, or carve out the middle with one ace driver and several ho-hums?
As a newbie who is kept in the loop primarily by his daughter and her TikTok intake, I thought there was merit in nabbing the lead driver for Mercedes, George Russell. Full disclosure, I like his teammate Kimi Antonelli more (friggin' kid is adorable), but George gives great radio and is being tipped to have quite a season. And with the Mercedes car provoking other teams to call them cheaters, that seemed like a good team to pick, despite the expense.
This didn't leave me a lot of money left for the other five slots, but I got it rounded out eventually, and loecked in about an hour before qualifying and the cutoff for entries. My picks were based more on drivers I want to do well who fit in my budget as opposed to my hopes for their season, but I got this year's rookie, Arvid Lindblad, who is clearly just giddy to be there (like Kimi last year).
The new car construction rules (or "formula") have been a challenge for most teams and many drivers are unsure or downright skeptical, but I will say it was an exciting race with a lot of overtaking, and a solid finish for Ferrari who had a rather terrible 2025 season.
My boy George took first place (which was great as I doubled down on him for points), and his teammate Kimi getting second was great for my constructor points.
Feeling smug, I was shocked to check our 4-person league standings today and learn that Glory had snaked me by 20 points!
Despite finishing in P6, her main driver Max Verstappen had earned 100 points compared to George's 79.
"Get wrecked"



















